Friday, May 18, 2012

I played a lot of Atari 2600...


I played a lot of Atari 2600. I mean it was the only system out there for a while. That and without the internet and video game magazines like EGM… there was no place to read about other games or platforms that may have existed or where coming. In my world there was only Atari 2600 and I was loyal to that system all the way into the NES and later GENESIS ages. 
So back in the early 80's, most of the time I was playing Atari 2600 was with Matt Zelesko or my dad.  I enjoyed playing the co-op and versus games the most, so of course I played a lot of Combat! and Air and Sea Battle. I still can still hear the sound of those Combat! tanks, that weird vibrating…. grinding noise.
I admit, I recently played through all of my favorite Atari 2600 games on an emulator on my PC. I even tried some of the games I never played before all those years ago. I did this to relive those glory days, and also to find out if any of these games still hold up.  Amazingly so they do.  Atari 2600 games are still fun! Even after like 30 years!

Wizard of Wor is still one of the best Atari 2600 games I have ever played!


My favorite Atari 2600 games when I was a kid were:
3.       Wizard of Wor -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_of_Wor
4.       Frogs and Flies - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frogs_and_flies
5.       River Raid - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Raid
6.       Vanguard -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanguard_(video_game)   
8.       Chopper Command - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopper_Command
20.   Riddle of the Sphinx - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imagic


Everyone had and loved Pitfall!

 It was hard not to love EVERY single Activision game. Those programers just knew the right recipe for a great time, but other companies had some winners too and Imagine was one of them.  I played Atlantis for hundreds of hours. It had excellent replayablity due to its increasing challenge. I also loved the sounds this game made.
So what made a good game for me as a kid? Looking at this list, I guess I liked games with speed, but I also liked games with a good challenge.  For example, I loved Pitfall!, but I sucked at it.  I played it for days on end, and never got far.  I also loved a game I could sit with for a few hours and actually finish, like Gyruss and Vanguard.  Adventure, being one of my all time favorite Atari 2600 games ever, had endless replay value, even when the maps were tiny. It was always a new game because of that damn bat. If you have played Adventure, you probably hate that bat as much as I did and still do. It always seemed to appear right when you had finally found a pivotal item.  Going to slay the dragon that ate you last, finally found the sword… yep, bat out of nowhere comes and grabs your sword and leaves you with the bridge.  Finally got the chalice(or grail, or goblet)? YOU KNOW that damn bat is coming, and when you’re making a mad dash to your home you panic each time you see a flicker on your screen.  I played Adventure just last week, and I still jump when I am going between screens and suddenly get attacked and swallowed by one of the dragons. Freaking hilarious.
Who's laughing now...


For as great as Adventure was… for as many hours as I played Wizards of Wor with Matt Zelesko, for every after dinner round of Frogs and Flies I played with my dad… still nothing compared to Activision Decathlon.  I played that game from the day I bought it in the early eighties all the way up and through 1998 when I moved out of my parents house, and finally disconnected the Atari from a tiny TV in their basement where it always remained connected.
Back when we first got Decathlon, Matt and I played it and played it thinking it was impossible to even complete many of the events. In time, as we got better, we thought, it was too hard to rank at Bronze. And to be honest, we never did. I remember Matt coming up with a solution to the 1500 meter dash. Which consisted of a good 5-10 minutes of you jerking on your Atari joystick until your muscles burned. His idea was to sit under the computer desk, not looking at the screen, and your teammate would tell you when to sprint. This worked marvels. We actually started doing well enough to score and it became our best event. Yes, from our most dreaded one to the one we scored highest at.

Just look at it. Look at the perfection. I love you Decathlon. I always will.

Years went by with us playing this game. The Coleco came out… the NES came out… with each new system and new group of friends I had… I returned to Decathlon. I introduced that game to so many people, pretty much anyone who came to my house. Chris Straup, one of my lifelong buddies, also became obsessed with it, but it was another friend of mine one I will refer to just as BOB that actually decided we should start training for it. It was the first Summer after high school and we played the game almost daily.  Bob actually got blisters, so we started wearing fingerless weightlifting gloves to play and on one sunny afternoon… in my parent's freezing-cold basement, I scored a Bronze Medal.
It was doable! We were finally strong enough to play this game designed by adults for kids. We had the skills, the stamina and the talent.
I reached a Silver Medal score not long after… but we were always just short of the Gold.
One day, I marched down to the basement in my pajamas and just went for it. It was probably my third or fourth year of college. I was easily 20-21 years old… and I finally beat this game which I had owned for close to twelve years. I broke records on nearly every event, scoring extremely high of High Jump and Pole Vault and I brought home the GOLD!!!
I took a picture of the screen, just like in the old days, and mailed it off to Activision for my patch. They were nice enough to send me a letter back, congratulating me, but telling me there were no more Gold patches… so they sent me a Bronze one.
  


When playing a lot of these Atari 2600 games now, in 2012, I found that my favorites changed only slightly. I still love Atlantis, but now I enjoy Cosmic Ark more. I played a few hours of Wizard of Wor, but alone it’s not as much fun… that being said I only played a minute of Frogs and Flies, which made me sad. I really enjoyed playing that one with my dad. River Raid is more fun than ever. No idea why, but it is.  Night Driver was a game I liked as a kid, but now just plain love. As a kid I remember complaining it was too hard and the crashes were so sudden.  Now I love it just for those reasons. OH… the honking and crashing… it’s magical.
Not to mention, cool Atari cover art...

I forgot how much fun Keystone Kapers was… and equally I don’t enjoy HERO as much as I did. That one was one of my friend Andy’s favorites. Maybe his end all be all favorite, in fact.  Not sure, he and I both loved Berserk, and THAT game still delivers.  Which reminds me of the day I saw Matt Zelesko hold still and let a laser beam pass through the space between the character’s body and head. Once I saw that, I had to master it… yeah, I can’t do that now.

 Kevin James Breaux
Still playing Atari games 30 years later
 

Saturday, May 12, 2012

In the beginning I played Atari...

My name is Kevin James Breaux and I was born Jan 25th 1974… and by 1981 my father had bought me my first video game system, the Atari 2600
Man, that thing was glorious. The games were so much fun and I can’t recall many that I played that I did not enjoy. In fact, some of them I still enjoy to this day. You have to give a game credit when you can pick it up, turn it on and start playing it in a matter of seconds: no save data to manage, no loading screen, no mulling over where you left off and what you still had to do. Just flip a switch and start having fun. Back then I was too young to know about “replayability”, I don’t even know if the word existed. BUT thinking back that was one of the strongest points of all Atari 2600 games, replay value. With no saves, you always started from the beginning, and always had fun.

1983 - Matt Zelesko and I playing Atari 2600. I think the game is Indiana Jones.

I truly loved my Atari 2600. It was originally installed on this tiny TV with maybe a nine or ten inch screen, but it was color. It sat in the corner of the rec-room, next to my dad’s giant TV… and I vividly remember playing as much as my parents would allow me.
I kept my Atari installed for many years, all the way up and through the early Nintendo Entertainment System(NES) days. In fact, I would still own my original Atari 2600 if my dad did not lend it to the destructive kids of some family friend. Oh, that’s another day I will never forget… my dad shows up one afternoon with a new Atari 2600 he bought from Kiddie City or the likes. It was the newer “sleeker” design, not the old 70s wood grain version that was just too rad to even believe.  So he handed me the new Atari 2600 and with it tells me my old one got broken. I might have been 12-13 at the time, but I was pretty darn upset.
Side note, four or five years ago I bought a replacement wood grain Atari 2600 off of eBay and packed it with my old games, which I still had a few of… I imagined one day I would reconnect it. This winter I nearly did. I actually unpacked it all and cleaned it off. It was right after my b-day.... You see, every year around my b-day I get extra retrospective. In fact, the past has been on my mind heavily for the last several months.
For about two months I left my Atari 2600 unpacked and ready to connect, sitting in my garage.  I was really ready to hook it up... it was almost a FIELD OF DREAMS moment where my subconscious was saying, “If you plug in the Atari they will come.”
But who will come? Aliens? Not Aliens, I hope. The original Activision programmers?  Now that would be totally cool. I would love to meet David Crane, he designed many of my favorite games, and yes, I would totally challenge that guy to a game of Decathlon


Still my favorite game

I recall many times that my friend, Matt and I, at the tender ages of 8-11, asked my dad to play Decathlon with us because our theory was only an adult could be strong enough to break the high scores… Growing up, my friends and I played that game all the way through high school and I did not reach the GOLD MEDAL score until college. (FYI – I took a picture of the score on the screen and mailed it to Activison.)

David Crane - you rock!

For years, and years, Mr. David Crane, my friends and I thought you must be some sort of super strong, genetically engineered, Übermensch, all because your high scores seemed unbeatable.  If I do finally connect my Atari 2600 in my garage, and you do come over to play, we can test that theory once and for all.


Kevin James Breaux
Gold Medal Winner
http://www.kevinbreaux.com/

Friday, May 11, 2012

Retro-Grades begins now.

Welcome to Retro-Grades!


In the past two years I have rebooted this blog a few times. It started off as a place for me to review NES games during a summer when I was playing and replaying a bunch of them. (great times, BTW) Then this blog transformed became a place for me to talk about all the systems beginning with my first one, the Atari 2600. 

Lately, I realized just what this blog really should be. It should be about my childhood, which was mainly spent in the 1980s. OK, I was born 1974, but in the 80s I became a gamer, a TV show enthusiast and a RPG game player. I consider myself luck to be a kid during the best years for toys and actions figures: G.I. JOE, Star Wars, Transformers, He-Man, Robotics, Megos... etc. You just can't beat those.

I often find my mind drifting to the past. I think those shows I enjoyed most, and the video games which filled my hours. Often I come to the question, would those things I loved back then still be cool now? Would I enjoy playing The Legend of Zelda now that I have spent 150 hours in SKYRIM?  Is StarBlazers still cool after watching things like High School of the Dead?

I guess I'm retrospective... So it dawned on me... I should start an autobiographical blog where I just post my thoughts about all the cool things from the 80s that I enjoyed.

So here we go.

Retro-Grades begins now.


Kevin James Breaux
Child of the 80's.
http://www.kevinbreaux.com/